shoe went golfing the other day and got a 72. he used to golf in the 90's but since the turn of the century...well, you know. oh, by the way, shoe was golfing in a best ball tournament but his team did use some of his shots so he still feels good about the whole thing. he ended up winning a prize..well actually he bought himself a gift...a cool golf bag pencil holder. some day somebody will notice it sitting on his desk a ask "hey, are you a golfer?", and he'll say "damn straight", even though he really does suck at golf. shoe's best score ever is 98...he's gettin' there

did you know that shoe has 5 kids? well now you know. anyway, shoe went shopping for some furniture cause he hasn't got enough with all those kids right, so he needs more. furniture is friggin' expensive! you know how the furniture business stays in business...by making shitty furniture! shoe thinks that sucks! fuck it, shoe's making his own furniture from now on.

hey have you ever heard of sven bonnichsen? neither has the shoe...but he's got some interesting ideas about the relationship between adults and youth at this url.