shoe has read a lot about probabilities and base everything he does in life based upon the numbers. for example, if he read that there was a 95% probability that he would die if he hit myself in the head with a hatchet, he wouldn't hit himself in the head with a hatchet. get it? anyway, he's come up with some of probabilities based upon his observations and experiances throughout life. he will add to this list over time....

probability that:

if you drop a cracker with peanut butter on one side it will land with the peanut butter side down

linolium floor: 62%
any rug: 100%

if you walk barefoot outside you will be stung by a bee between the middle toe and ring toe

100%

if you stare directly into the sun at midday you will loose your sight momentarily

100%

having bought ice cream yesterday you will be able to get a bowl of ice cream after dinner today

1%

as soon as you start adding new blogger posts the baby wakes up

97%